mostlysignssomeportents: Google autocomplete easteregg unclewhisky: comedownstairsandsayhello: tigerhazard: jamdoughnutmagician: there is not one search term here that isn’t magical i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me If I ever stop reblogging this call EMS immediately. I’m torn between “did a ghost do my taxes,” “are there fraggles in my body,” “who is solar system,” “cant see legs,” and is sarah palan made of crab meat.” Any one of them could be a Chip Zdarsky tweet.
RT @joshtpm: “My past is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on.” http://t.co/CBPFpAZNF9
RT @ClickHole: Retweet for Police. Fave for Army. http://t.co/bHjqD6neVm http://t.co/kPEyEKrGxH